PIZZA TIMMEE!!!!

Magic8Ball

i literally watch these reviews every single day i fookin luvv itt!!! 4realll

watching the review while streaming it on discord with friends is so much fun. after awhile you get understand el presidentes pallete and scoring. ill post the daily videos here and the fun part is always to guess what the score is before dave says it.

right now were (me, ff, Jimbo and Leap) in discord, just watched the video and stopped right before he’s about to say the score. join us and post your score below!

everyone is going to reply in this thread their best guesss’s of the score. make sure to mark them all as spoilers incase theres people who dont wanna see the guesses.

Pause @ 1:10

my guess is 66. right off the bat its a very short review below 2 minutes and he just doesnt seem that enthusiatic. even though he mentioned that on the onebite app its rated as an 82, its clearly not delivering.

CyanJimbo

6.5, that’s not an impressed face

Leap

>! get pizza'd !<

Nerd
73/10²!

Justin

Here is my guess (click to dropdown):

Alright, I am somewhat new to these One Bite reviews. Every review I’ve seen so far has been fairly positive, and have been in a 7.5-8.5 range. I’m getting a negative impression from him this time, but I’m not really sure how far below he would score negatively. I feel like a score that is significantly below what he usually gives would be very mean, and I don’t get “mean” vibes from this dude, so… I’m going to say he will score 6.9, which I feel is only slightly mean.

Magic8Ball

Pause @ 1:51

Ludic

eight point three

Justin

WEST END GRILL - Here is my guess (click to dropdown):

Dave mentioned he loves bar pizza, kinda inflates their scores. Despite the lack of crunch in his first bite, he likes it, and he ate the entire slice. The crust looks burnt/crunchy so I imagine that’d also contribute positively to the score (he found the crunch he was looking for). I’m going for a strong 8.2 here.

Magic8Ball

pizza whisperer (click to reveal)

thats a nice fuckin lookin bar pie right there. its got that nice char and davey pageviews loves a nice bar pie. also, he commented about how he loves the guy and he likes the inside of the place. very clean. its sounding like a destination that he wants people to travel to. this typically means that davey would put it in the 8’s if he thinks people should drive 1 hour+ to go to a spot.

but the pizza crust seem’d to be lacking. no crunch. if there was a good crunch this would 100% be in the 8’s. im just not sure if its there though. im thinking this inbetween a 79 and 81. tough decision.

olivia

PIZZA PIZZA

Leap

Tedails

Magic8Ball

Pause @ 3:52

Justin

SAWTELLE'S PIZZA - Here is my guess (click to dropdown)

- BAD UNDERCARRIAGE, “light but i don’t hate it”. The owners (new owners) came by and were kind so, he might be hesitant to be mean with his score. He doesn’t like the style, but for this style he’s giving fair praise. 7.3

Magic8Ball

that undercarage is not crispy at all. seems undercooked. he says that he likes it though. imma say 68

Magic8Ball

Pause @ 2:22

Justin

MAMMA MIA'S - Here is my guess (click to dropdown)

- Loved the interior. Surprised its not bar-pie. Sweet. New York style, unexpected. Very hot!!! Pizza didn’t fall apart, despite it being hot. So it’s not soggy, probably has good foundation. The crust part looks a little crunchy, which is a positive, but I don’t remember if that was the same on the bottom as well… 7.7

Magic8Ball

he is pleasantly surprised by this pie. he didnt really make many specific comments about the pie. he likes the inside of the restaurant, its by old people, they have their own orange soda. these are all huge plus’s. but were lacking much insight from comments about the pizza itself. based off the look of the pizza it looks good! its a nice lookin football pizza and from the sound its got a good crunch too! he is def happy with the pizza and imma guess… shit. he’s really playing this one close to the vest. i could see this being an 81… i would also see this being something like a 76. but iono i feel like hes gonna rate this one of the higher side. fuck it. 81. final answer!

Magic8Ball

Pause @ 1:37

Magic8Ball

Magic8Ball holy shit he is loving this sandwich!!! his dick is on the ground!!! hahaha. he inflates scores that arent pizza reviews so imma say 92

Justin

Magic8Ball

BROTHER'S ROAST BEEF - Here is my guess (click to dropdown)

- Crossed the street for this one. Loves the name, loves the vibe, loves the big fat roast beef sandwich, jaw drop, dong drop… With that being said, I think he will give it an 8.4, but I’m not sure how he rates non pizza stuff.

Magic8Ball

Pause @ 2:05

Justin

Magic8Ball

BLACK RASPBERRY PUB - Here is my guess (click to dropdown)

They had the audacity to say guaranteed at least an 8. It’s a bar pie, he likes it. He liked the people inside that he was chatting with. Likes the people, even says he really wants to give it a good score. When lifting a slice, the underside was kinda unevenly cooked, partially burnt, partially white as if it were undercooked but probably not undercooked. He does say he likes it, but the way he’s talking about it seems like there’s an asterisk in that. Finally he says it’s obvious what he’s going to give them. I feel like it’s going to be surprisingly low, not crazy low, but not an 8 for sure. So let’s say 7.6.

Ludic

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